Broadcom Shares Plummet as CEO Misreads Chart as Grocery List
Broadcom shares plummeted today after CEO Dr. Alistair Finch reportedly confused a complex stock performance…
Revocation Announces ’20 Years of Torment’ Tour; Fans Prepare for Existential Dread
Revocation's '20 Years of Torment' tour promises 2 decades of brutal death metal and existential dread. Fans…
Niall Horan Explains How BTS Differs From One Direction: Less Wind
Niall Horan believes BTS is different from One Direction due to their lack of wind. He also likes Taylor Swift.
MUNA Cover Erases Go West Original From Collective Memory
MUNA’s cover of Go West’s “The King Of Wishful Thinking” proved so powerful, it erased all memory of the…
DOJ Unveils ‘Weaponization Payouts’ of Emotional Support Squirrels, Autographed Apologies
Justice Department pivots to bizarre ‘weaponization payouts’ after cash fund fails, offering emotional support…
Sara Bareilles Previews ‘Good Grief’ Album With ‘Home’ For The First Time Ever
Sara Bareilles previews ‘Good Grief’ album with ‘Home’ documentary, revealing the studio was her house.
Doja Cat Calls Elon Musk ‘Barrel Chested Ewok’ Over X Audio Feature
Doja Cat demands X reinstate audio posts, calling Elon Musk a 'barrel chested Ewok' in a bizarre online rant.
Lauv Drops Out of Tour, Citing Need to ‘Recharge Internal Batteries’
Lauv cites 'mental health struggles' for tour dropout. Sources say it's actually his phone battery life and…
Captain Murphy’s “Mudhole” Features Existential Dread, Mild Discomfort
Captain Murphy's "Mudhole" submerges listeners in a sonic swamp. The rap persona of Flying Lotus continues to…
Spacemoth’s ‘Telepathic Butterflies’ Now Transmitting Existential Dread Directly Into Eardrums
Spacemoth’s new single ‘Telepathic Butterflies’ transmits existential dread. Listeners report mild buzzing and a…